You take the lies out of him, and he’ll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he’ll disappear.
– Mark Twain: Life on the Mississippi
You take the lies out of him, and he’ll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he’ll disappear.
– Mark Twain: Life on the Mississippi
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
– Howard Phillips Lovecraft: The Call of Cthulhu (1926)
I am sorry, but I do not wish to accept the honorary degree you have offered me. I already have one degree, honestly earned, from Princeton. At the commencement when I received it, I remember watching the honorary degrees being conferred and feeling that an “honorary” degree was a debasement of the idea of a degree that confirms that certain work has been accomplished.
– Richard Feynman til Robert Boheen, 1967. (Perfectly reasonable deviations from the beaten track: The collected letters of Richard P. Feynman)
Computing has scientific roots, and if it is not open source, it is not science. The only way to win a Nobel Prize for a box welded shut is if you teleport the cat out before Schrödinger’s infernal device kills it.
– Poul-Henning Kamp: Free and Open Source Software—and Other Market Failures. ACMQueue Vol. 22, issue 1.
The world of artificial intelligence can be divided up a lot of different ways, but the most obvious split is between researchers interested in being god and researchers interested in being rich.
–Tom Athanasiou: Mind games. Fra Processed World, issue 13, April 1985
If a “fine” is less than the profit from the infraction, it’s not a fine, it’s a business expense.
If a “fine” isn’t a fixed percentage of assets, it’s not a fine, it’s a poor tax.
If a “fine” only serves to enrich the government, not to make those harmed by the infraction whole, it’s not a fine, it’s a revenue stream.
If a “fine” is adjudicated by people who profit from the business being fined, it’s not a fine, it’s a stock buyback.
– Intertial Invites på Mastodon (link til indlæg)
The phone has become our most intimate device. We carry it on our bodies at nearly all times, and we reveal our most private secrets either on it, or in earshot of its microphone and in sight of its camera.
– Camille François, Thomas Rid: At Signal, A Revolution in Messaging (lawfaremedia.com)
Edelt er mennesket,
jorden er rik!
Finnes her nød og sult,
skyldes det svik.
Knus det! I livets navn
skal urett falle.
Solskinn og brød og ånd
eies av alle.
– Nordal Grieg: Kringsatt av Fiender
Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.
– Frank Herbert: Dune
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that, in my opinion, *computing* itself is only tenuously about computers, and the sooner everyone gets on board with that – the sooner tech enthusiasts stop behaving like they have all the questions as well as all the answers to the world’s problems, and the sooner the rest of us stop playing the Emperor’s New Clothes in awe of their opaque bullshit – the safer we’ll all be.
– Jenny Andrew på Mastodon – link til indlæg