Tag: Mastodon

NOTE: your password must contain:

– an uppercase letter
– a lowercase letter
– a number
– the illusion of security
– a special character

– Eric Meyer på Mastodon – link til indlæg

The worst thing that ever happened in software engineering was when Kirk asked Scotty how long something would take and Scotty said thirty minutes and Kirk said you’ve got five and Scotty got it done in five and impressionable children watched this and grew up to become managers.

– Isaac Freeman på Mastodon – link til indlæg

[…] a lot of people keep thinking that (this iteration of) “Artificial*” “Intelligence**” is a good idea…
_________
*human led, biased
**parroting

Via Mina på Mastodon – link til indlæg

“Now I’ve seen everything”
-person who clearly has not seen thousands of things

Via Low Quality Facts på Mastodon – link til indlæg

Ever since playing with ChatGPT, I’ve become sensitized to the way false rationality sounds … there’s a particular vibe to what is basically coherent nonsense. And now I’ve started to notice when people do it too. I get this crawly ChatGPT feeling when somebody is obviously making up an “authoritative” answer to a question they know nothing about.

– @annaleen på Mastodon – Link til indlæg

I’m good at both kinds of programming: overcomplicating simple things and underestimating complex problems

– Liza Daly på Mastodon – Link til indlæg

Fake AI is generating a very real bullshit singularity where the amount of stupid accumulating exceeds my ability to make fun of it all.

– @seldo på Mastodon – link til indlæg

I have grudges old enough to run for Senate.

– @donaldball på Mastodon – link til indlæg

Instant messaging combines the ephemeral nature of a whisper, with the incriminating permanence of a stone tablet. Worst of both worlds in that sense.

– Mike805 på Mastodon – link til indlæg

I did not buy you flowers
or chocolates
or jewelry
or anything risqué
my apologies
but as we are strangers
it would have been odd
had I expressed affection
through such gifts
but when you see me
please understand
that my masked face
is my way of telling you
that you are loved.

Fra Plague Poems på Mastodon – link til opslag